yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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