Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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