I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
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