Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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