no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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