just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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