Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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