haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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