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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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