You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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