Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
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He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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