Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
