belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
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just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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