is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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