So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
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Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
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Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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