I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
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He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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