He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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