nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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