You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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