You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
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Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
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I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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