I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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