Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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