i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
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i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
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Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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