Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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