Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
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I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
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One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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