I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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