Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
More tranny stories later!
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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