another moral hangover. fuck.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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