After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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