Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
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"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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