Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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