singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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