I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
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