I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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