brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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