at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
my liver is dry heaving
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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