They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
