To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
