I just cut my nipple shaving
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
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I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
We had to coat check the pizza.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
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It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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