You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
