Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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