What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
