is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
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how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
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I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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