There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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