I just saw a hot homeless man
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
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my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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