It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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