remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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