hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
no, he came in my armpit
accomplished twins. life is a go
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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