Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
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Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize