And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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