Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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