What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Randomize
