if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
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Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
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just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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