Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
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Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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